The doc's thermometer registers in farenheit, celcius and dollars.
The bill comes with payment coupons.
Your doberman just ate the receptionist.
He is a very rare blood type - it is called $$positive.
He starts talking about extending quality of life and you own a goldfish.
The sad, pathetic whining coming from the exam room is coming from the owners.
Do you have any idea how expensive hamster defibrillators are?
And the #1 sign your bill is going to require payments ---
We can rebuild him and make him stronger and faster!!!